Proof that I can be a sick bastard, Exhibit A

So, I'm watching Alvin and the Chipmunks (proof in and of itself that I'm a sick bastard) and we come to the scene where the boys sing their song Witch Doctor. I'm looking at the boys sing, I'm checking out the serious female action in the crowd (cue flashback to the 1980's and the song Money For Nothing), and something I remember that Marilyn Manson said on Politically Incorrect during the whole 'Oh, no! The President got a blow job!' fiasco flashed into my mind...

"Blow jobs are like autographs and handshakes - when you're a celebrity, it's part of the job."

He did, of course, mean 'recieving'. However, there IS an interesting story that was going around in the 1980's about a certain all-girl band and their shenanigans with a DJ in the booth one night when they stopped in to promote their latest album... there's also a story about a certain attractive, auburn-haired former CBS reporter who now works for CNBC, and how she was caught by another former CBS reporter (who apparently doesn't think Paris Hilton - another fond and skilled advocate of the practice - worthy of being reported on) when the former and her boss slipped into the latter's office for a quick examination of her oral persuasion abilities when the latter (who was supposed to be on vacation) popped into her office and got a big surprise. What I don't understand is why a three-way didn't ensue - I mean, they're both babes, and hey - unless you're a scientist working with alien DNA, 'experimentation' is a good thing...

Ah, if only like was like Cinemax Late Night - and if your life is anything of that sort (a.) enjoy it immensely while it lasts, (b.) for the love of God, don't tell anybody! They'll spoil it for you, accidentally or on purpose, (c.) use protection, and (d.) as Dennis Miller wisely put it, send me a broadcast-quality copy of the raw footage of your better romps on DVD!

Back on track. Chipmunk sex on the road while on tour. Gives the movie Almost Famous an entirely new spin, doesn't it?