Why? Never mind - it just sucks. However, in the spirit of what truly defines America - communal anguish - I now present a video clip that will allow all of you to sharn in my annoyance in the Asrroglide-free rampaging buttsecks that has been the past week:
That's right, ladies - despite what people say in the truly politically correct vein, physical attractiveness IS an important part of everyday life - and those who say differently are liars, deluding themselves (and you) or simply trying to make you feel better so they can get something from you, out of you, or into you. Guys - if you're not dating or married to someone who looks like this - you probably won't be, and if you are, enjoy it, because as soon as she gets the chance, she's leaving you with a lot of your finances and possessions, so she can be vigorously serviced by someone younger, more virile and more physically attractive that you've ever been, even in your best daydreams or fantasies!
Now, I'll go clean up around the place, and take out the garbage. I'll probably put a comedy on later.
Laughter. This is a good thing.
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Which describes my early dating life just fine.
Women. I'm with you, man. Dating just isn't worth it. Too much pain; not enough return.
My wife once told me that if she were to die, I'd get me a younger woman before she was buried.
My immediate response was to ask, "Why would I go through all that crap again?"
Needless to say, she wanted to know what she was supposedly putting me through.
Just to let you know, crow doesn't taste good. Neither do one's own feet.
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